Today I discovered Cookie Butter.
Life will never be the same.
The “dapper” gingerbread men, demonstrating the stages of inebriation (from left to right):
1. Uncertainty - Do I like this booze? It burns…
2. Apathy - Meh. It’s ok. Guess I’ll just keep drinking.
3. Mirth - I’m sooooo buzzed!
4. Regret - wtfjusthappened! Why are my buttons gone?? I can’t feel my face!
(mass produced cookies of odd-glazing courtesy of Trader Joe’s)